(James Downham, Mark Smith, Steve Wells, Rob Simmons, Steve Banks)
I see what you’re saying
And I know what you mean
You’re coming to Jesus
And you want to come clean
I am your saviour
I am your man
You’ve come to the right man
Jesus will do what he can
I know, I know it all
I know everything
I’m a miracle worker
I can get what you need
I can be just what you want
I always succeed
You’ve seen me walk on water
When you thought I’d died
Come, give to the father
Come on, let me inside
Pay to the order of Jesus
Pay to the order of me
Pay to the order of Jesus
Pay to the order of me
There’s a price for everything
And there’s a price for me
There’s a price for your safety
And a safety fee
I’m a miracle worker
I’m your two-bit score
I’m your miracle worker
I’m your Jesus whore
Pay to the order of Jesus
Pay to the order of me
Pay to the order of Jesus
Pay to the order of me
I’m a greenback saviour
And I’ve got my price-tag
You can read my ad
In every porno mag
I’m a cumberbund saviour
And I’m dressed to kill
If you don’t come crawling
Give it time, I’m sure you will
Again, again, again, I’m the man
I ain’t the son of God
But I can do much more
I’m a two-bit saviour
I’m your dollar whore
Just give me your money
And I’ll sell you the dream
And if it feels funny, honey
Nothing’s ever as it seems
Pay to the order of Jesus
Pay to the order of me
Pay homage to the trinity
Drugs, sex, and ME!